1 octobre 2015 / 12 h 45 / You’re supposed to be asleep
Thank you for leaving my kayak alone.
I’m going to pepper spray you in the face.
That’s what I’m gonna to do to you.
[She sprays pepper spray at the bear.]
Go away!
No! Get away from the kayak.
Get away from that kayak.
Come here!
Come on.
Stop it, bear. Stop it!
Bear! Bear! Bear!
You’re breaking it. You’re breaking my kayak.
Why are you doing that?
Why are you breaking my kayak?
Why are you breaking my kayak!?
What am I gonna to do?
Why are you breaking my kayak!?
Stop it! Bear! Stop that!
Stop that, bear! Bear! Stop!
Stop breaking my kayak please.
Please stop.
Gosh darn-it.
Oh, why are you doing that?
Bear, please stop.
Please stop, bear.
It’s the end of September.
Why are you here?
Why are you here? Ohhh.
Bear. Bear. Stop that.
Stop that. Bear stop that. Bear!
Bear stop that. Bear stop that.
Bear stop that. Please stop that bear.
Bear, please stop that.
Please stop breaking my things.
Please stop breaking my things, bear.
Bear. Please stop breaking my things.
It’s not — it’s not even food.
It doesn’t even taste good. It’s just plastic.
Bear, please stop. Please stop, bear.
Bear, please stop. Please stop that, bear.
Bear, I don’t care, I’m going to bear spray you.
Please stop.
Bear! Bear! Bear! Bear!
Bear, please stop.
1. Le 1 octobre 2015,
xave
Çà ne dort pas en fonction du calendrier, mais en fonction de la saison. Ces Américains et leur déni du réchauffement climatique…
2. Le 1 octobre 2015,
xave
s/Çà/Ça/
Et la dernière fois, mon minou aléatoire était un pigeon. Remboursez.